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    Trusted Member The Wanderer is doing well The Wanderer's Avatar
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    Dead Souls

    A financial company in Latvia is offering residents loans secured by nothing but their immortal soul.

    Riga-based firm, named Kontora, does not require credit history record or proof of employment. It grants loans of 50 to 500 Latvian lats ($100 to $1,000) to any adult after he or she signs the a very short agreement.

    According to the agreement, the only security required of the borrower is their immortal soul, which they are asked to confirm as their previously unmortgaged property.

    The loan is subject to one percent per day in interest until full repayment.

    The period of full repayment is 90 days, and in case the borrower fails to return the money, the creditor gets full possession of his soul.
    Latvian firm accepts souls as guarantee for credits / MosNews.com
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    Capitalism is totally dead if it can't find anything more worth holding to ransom or stealing than imaginary concepts.
    immanentize the eschaton!

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    Reminded me of this when I saw the headline

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    Secured by a baseball bat, more like.

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    What’s it called?

    Souls “R” Us
    Or
    Us “R” Souls

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    Sorry its just funny.
    There will never be a socalist utopia, Nothings perfect.

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    There is some hidden maliciouness here, the only people who would value them like that are evil forces, they probably use gypsies as the bailiffs.
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    What if you haven't got a soul, can you still pretend that you have to get the loan?
    They haven't got ways of verifying that have they?
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    Ah, easy money

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Wolf View Post
    There is some hidden maliciouness here, the only people who would value them like that are evil forces, they probably use gypsies as the bailiffs.
    Always the gypsies......
    There will never be a socalist utopia, Nothings perfect.

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